Blondes Have More Guns?

Some dude named Daniel Craig is the new James Bond and he's blonde. Apparently, this is a really really big deal.

I think it would be an even bigger deal if "The Daily Show" hired a blonde male correspondent. Now, I love me some "Daily Show," but does anyone else think it's strange that those guys kind of all look alike? Are brunettes truly smarter and funnier?

If I got to chose the new Bond, I would have chosen Alan Cumming.